Quick update!

My last blog was about Saturday night, so let me break down the days since then.

Sunday night I took AFCIndia and Sweden out to a strip club. I have a friend who works there (as a waitress) so she invited me to come hang out. It was fun. I was practicing stripper game, and it was working. The whole night one of my ex-girlfriends was text messaging me...

EXbaby: Hey lover
PS: Hey you. Sorry I didn't make it by last night :-P
EXbaby: It's okay I lived. What you doin?
PS: I'm going to take the sweed out again, lol. Ill make it earlier tonight honey.
EXbaby: Thanks babe. What are yall doing tonight?
PS: We are doing Stripclub :)
EXbaby: Oh God.
PS: Yeah... I'm a chauffeur
EXbaby: Sure. Why are you going there when you have me, baby? ;)
PS: Well you haven't been taking care of me lately
EXbaby: That's cuz you wouldn't even let me if i tried.
PS: How do you know?
EXbaby: Cuz you told me. You told everybody. Not yet at least.
PS: Yep til october
EXbaby: That's not too long from now. But you wouldn't want me "taking" your virginity twice. You already told me that too. So I guess someone else will be taking care of you, huh?
EXbaby: Stripclub must be pretty intense. You forgot about me!
PS: Girls think I have money for them. Couldn't be further from the truth. As for the 'someone else taking it' comment... I can't predict the future
EXbaby: I guess we'll just see what happens. Things have been really hard for me lately. Thanks for always being you. I'm going to sleep. Good night love. Be safe!
PS: Yeah. I'll see you soon darling. Just know that life will work itself out. Goodnight.

... And then I get another text from a different Ex-girlfriend...

ExStupid: I must say it made me a little sad when I didn't even get a happy birthday from you.

Um... Why would I give her a "Happy Birthday?" I know she spent her B-day getting trashed and gang banged.. Will my Birthday wishes really make it that much better? Lol. I'm the type of person who has to distance myself very far away for quite some time once a relationship dies. Just like with EXbaby (my first serious girlfriend) I didn't talk to her for about a year after we finally broke up. I mean, no contact what-so-ever. And I'm enjoying that with ExStupid. The thing with her is, I don't think I would even want to talk to her in a year or so - she's so stupid and has so many mental issues, I just can't stand it. So I guess that's why I didn't respond to her.
Alright, back to the night... We're flirting with strippers all night, talking to guys, having a good time. So AFCIndia and Sweden get plastered and spend about 190 on drinks alone (between the two of them!) We didn't get ANY dances from any girls... Sweden broke pushed some bottles off of the table on the patio, which caused a big scene. Then he tried to fight some big guy, and I had to talk him out of it. It was ridiculous. Then he grabbed the hottest stripper in the place around the neck and started pulling her into the corner. I grabbed him and pushed him away and then put my arm around her...

PS: Bro, this is my girlfriend.
Sweed: Really?
PS: Yes dude, this is my down ass bitch.
HBStripper: Yeah, he doesn't like anyone knowing - we like to keep our life together separate from what I do here, but you just fucked that up!
Sweed: Okay, so it's your girlfriend then? Okay, so no touch?
PS: No dude, she's off limits... this is my ass. I'm taking this home tonight and fucking the shit out of her. [looks at Stripper with a smile]
HBStripper: Yeah he's going to fuck the shit out of me when he gets home.
Sweed walks away.
HBStripper: Thank you so much! Oh my God, you saved my life!
PS: Well, I had to do something... I'm showing him around town and I don't want him ending up in jail on my watch.

We talk about random shit, and then she kicks Sweed in the back of the leg. I look at her real serious like and tell her that if she keeps flirting with my friends, I'm going to go fuck a few of her friends. She gets this shocked look on her face! She was loving it. I didn't #close or anything because, well, she's a stripper and I don't feel like putting in that kind of work. (I would have to keep it alive for a month or so until my celibacy is up)... So, I might go back in a few months and get on that. :]

I finally dropped the guys off at about 4am and I went home to get up for work at 6:30... Suck.

I've been recovering the past two days. I've been text messaging cuties to keep the convo alive, but I'm still not feeling 'spending my time hanging out with girls.' I think it's because I'm not genuinely interested in these girls, and I don't want to spend time without fucking... and I can't fuck right now.

Oh the beauty of being me.

Oh, btw, I don't drink/smoke and I have a very strong opinion on the matter. I would never judge you/reprimand you for your actions, but if you ask me how I feel about it I'll be straight up. Commentator gave me my name, because he thinks I'm a walking PSA. He does smoke and occasionally drinks, so when we talk about it the conversation usually ends with him saying... 'holy shit man, I don't even want to do this shit anymore...' Jokingly, of course.

-Public Service